FUNNY - Dictionary for Men and Women

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings. WOMEN'S WORDS 1. Yes  =  No 2. No  =  Yes 3. Maybe  =  No 4. We need  =  I want 5. I am sorry  =  you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk  =  you're in trouble  7. Fine, go ahead  =  you better not 8. Do what you want  =  you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset  =  of course I am upset, you idiot! 10. You're very attentive tonight  =  is s@x all you ever think about? ********* MEN'S WORDS          1. I am hungry  =  I am hungry 2. I am sleepy  =  I am sleepy 3. I am tired  =  I am tired 4. Nice dress  =  Nice cleavage! 5. I love you  =  let's have s@x now 6. I am bored  =  Do you want to have s@x? 7. May I have this dance?  =  I'd like to have s@x with you 8. Can I call you sometime?  =  I'd like to have s@x with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie?  =  I'd like to have s@x with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner?  =  I'd like to have s@x with you